Gottardi

A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.

Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.

In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"

Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.

That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.

Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.

"Mr. Dos Equis"

Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.

by Gottardi May 5, 2014

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Giftard

a person, genarally a aunt and or grandma that gives a seemingly useless gift to someone that has no real use for the gift, but on rare occasions could be useful to someone else in the vicinity.

headphones gifted to a deaf person.

wow what a giftard!

by peacelovindecoy January 8, 2011

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GIFTard

Someone who replies to posts with nothing but inane animated GIFs.

Every time I proved Jose wrong during one of his Twitter lies, he would post a GIF of Trump or some cartoon creature saying "wrong" to claim I was wrong. What a GIFTard!

by Downvoting Victim June 4, 2022

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A GINTARD is a retarded Australian Aboriginal

My mate reckons his aboriginal friend got caught fucking his own sister, wont be long till they have a lttle gintard running around

by Rale chaddington November 7, 2019

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giatard

1) Conjunction of "giant retard", more stupid then your average retard. An IQ of less then 42, usually a giatard has buck teeth.

2) Conjunction of "giant leotard", a leotard so big, only a giapotamus or larger (if possible) can wear one.

Jeremiah must a giatard for going out with that bitch!

by JerLuvsDiane September 1, 2006

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