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girlancee 

Noun. A girlfriend who wants to control your weiner with a poisonous, spiked, explosive ball and chain. This girl consumes every waking moment of your life while depriving you of vaginal delight. She provides you with all of the hardships associated with a fiancee while presenting none of the benefits of having a casual girlfriend. Once sucked into the black hole of the girlancee, there is simply no hope of returning to a life containing anything remotely resembling happiness.
"Hey, where is our roommate Calvin?" roommate 1. "Oh, he is at his girlancee's house," roommate 2. "Poor guy," roommate 1.
girlancee by 1410 December 23, 2011

Girlationship 

A female to female bond, with all the benefits of a romantic relationship that remains strictly plutonic.

"Being in a girlationship is more widely accepted than being involved in a bromance"
Girlationship by LadyLes December 9, 2008

girlpants 

word to call particularly woossy or pathetic males, ie blokes who drink light beer drive an mx-5 or are scared by spiders
OI you girlpants! (said to bryan as he holds a coors light instead of a pint of real beer)
girlpants by Pete_mini_fan August 25, 2006

Gilantuigi 

When you get absolutely demolished in Super Smash Bros Ultimate by Luigi, the opponent should yell "Gilantuigi" and that is the only word that person could speak until someone un-Gilantuigi's them
Oliver: Yes I win! GILANTUIGI!
Kai: Gilantuigi Gilantuigi
Gilantuigi by K.A. Chow February 6, 2023

girlpants 

Name of a male who wears tight bright blue bedazzled jeans to a basketball game, thinking that their cool
Jonathan looks so gay wearing his girlpants
girlpants by sargon1 January 19, 2010

girganthraclops 

A giant penis. Some time's oozing cum uncontrollably.
His girganthraclops was nearly 16 inches long.
girganthraclops by gabe843 February 16, 2008