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Alternative Energy Incentives

Those alternative energy incentives totally fuck each other.
by Thomas Q. Paine December 22, 2008
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Beverage Incentive

A liquid bonus, typically a six-pack of the performer's choice, attached to an action, and granted after completion of the action. The action is typically crude in nature, such as having sex with someone for situational humor, or finishing a large quantity of alcohol.
Bob, Ted, Fred and Jimmy are at a bar:
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."

A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"
by JR Page December 25, 2010
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Alternative Energy Incentive

An incentive that leads to the development of Alternative Energy.
Giving alternative energy incentives in the form of tax cuts or offering puvlic-private partnerships to spur alternative energy like lunar solar power.

Not simply lossening regulations like legalizaing hemp.
by Kratos_99 December 22, 2008
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Vincentive

A term often used to refer to a child with autism or whom is extremely stupid and it immature and child with this name should consider a early name change as their life will be very difficult and be frequently suicidal when made fun of on the internet.
Hey did you see that vincentive kid? Yeah, isn't he autistic?
by Daddy commie June 16, 2017
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Gincontinence

A sudden lack of bladder control after imbibing excess clear spirits.
Sorry I left you stranded in the club mate, had a touch of gincontinence and had to go and change my pedal pushers.
by The_CTS June 13, 2018
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Incentive Zero

'Incentive Zero' is a term which conceptually captures the utter nonsense of apocalypse as an incentive
'All we need is incentive zero and all the bad guys go away so we can start over again and be saved'

'My revolutionary platform requires incentive zero for success'

'Bro, incentive zero is something lazy people use when they can't figure out the difficult problems and don't want to try'
by cbabel August 23, 2019
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sincentive

A motivational reward dat Bible-thumping tongue-cluckers would disapprove of.
Offering to spread yer legs for a guy in return for his assistance is da best sincentive dat he could possibly ask for.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
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