Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

gerblin

An overweight non-binary person with bright-colored, short hair. Typically very active on social media. They should be passionate about at least one of the following: Rick and Morty, Nintendo Switch, performance activism, and working at coffee shops

I was scrolling through Twitter when I saw a gerblin post a 30 tweet thread exposing Dave Chappelle.

by Assman2 May 17, 2022

gorbino

the main character of the hit video game "gorbino's quest", based on a true story

"damn dude have you played gorbino's quest?"
"yeah man my favorite character is gorbino"

by gorbino September 5, 2021

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

Gerwin

Gerwin has the sweetest heart you will ever encounter. He is generous, fun, outgoing, and honesty, just makes up the perfect boyfriend. If you have ever had the privilege of even meeting a Gerwin, you have been blessed. He is selfless and always makes sure you have a good time. Stay close to Gerwin, he not only has an incredible personality, but is sexy as well 😉

Your boyfriend's name is Gerwin? You must feel blessed!

I wish I had a Gerwin.

You know a Gerwin, can I meet him?

My boyfriends name is Gerwin, I am the happiest woman alive!

by v_bdb4 March 7, 2022

Gerwin

he is da man, with monster dick, monster abs and da hoes. Don't fight him or you will die

Shit its Gerwin

by number 12 cock January 14, 2021

Gerbil Hider

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.

He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.

by llcalejr April 29, 2019