The flakiest of flaky sports fans. In general, a bandwagoner, if you will. Roots for his/her team as long as they're winning, but as soon as they lose a couple has nothing but negativity to spew regarding said team. Irritating, whiny, and most likely reproductively challenged. May sport an afro, but this is not mandatory.
(as Calgary wins their second game in the Western Conference Finals; Ryan makes his first mention of them)
Ryan - OMGguys!!1!one!! I've been rooting for Calgary all season long, and they've always been my second-favorite team.
Everyone else - You're such a gatt. And, now that we think of it, you're such a ryan too.
He is defined as "The Chunky". He feeds on the sadness that cripples the existence of his students. His big eyes are attracted to the souls of said students which are tying to escape from the mental torture brought by his computing lessons. His dislike towards the gym is similar to that of the wild jean paul mizzi and this is shown by his belly. Usually short tempered, he is able to control any possible redness on his face to seem excited for his prey. His words plague the nightmares of the same students who endure his lessons as punishment for stealing his oxygen. PS-Iqazzez id-Dean
"MISSEK TISTHI, INT, INT U INT UKOLL!!" said Andre' the Gatt
"Tkunux patata maxx mifqghuha bil-halib, l-istess halib li tuzaw ghal..."
"Ma ggibhux il-proggett meta nghidilkhom? ARA MA TIVVINTAWX FOXX JEAN"
Popularized by Japanese giant robot type shows, the term literally refers to the act of merging two seperate entities. It is often interchangable with similiar terms such as fusion, combination, joining, etc.
(i.e. Shinkon Gattai Godannar roughly translates to God soul(Shinkon) Merged(Gattai) Godannar)