Gart

A mix of being dumb and smart

Her mum was so gart she changed the password of the device her daughter needed for school

by elle.lily.potter January 1, 2021

Gart

Gay artist

Uses of Gart:

"Gart Brooks"
"Gart Simpson"
"Raiders of the Lost Gart"
"Humphry Bro-Gart"
"Gartoon Network"
"Mario Garty"
"Gart Attack"
"Open Gart Surgery"
"Garter Sauce"

The list is endless.

by slammin sam February 28, 2010

gart

to gart; the act of taking something that doesn't belong to you.

"that kid completely garts our style"

by mikemikemikeee February 5, 2008

Gart

When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.

Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.

by Jujunum February 22, 2015

Gart

Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.

Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!

by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014

Gart

a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.

Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.

Thats definitely a Gart!

by gertfert February 28, 2011

Gart

A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.

"That guy is a total Gart!!"

"Hey Gart"

"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"

"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."

by GartLuver123 May 5, 2010