Definitions by Jujunum

Land Viking 

A homeless person. Usually drunk. Goes to punk shows, doesn't pay, steals smokes and beer. Squeegees cars at intersections when they can't steal or mooch.

Get your dirty ass squeegee off my windshield you disgusting Land Viking.

Land Viking by Jujunum August 26, 2018

lilypood

When you take a crap and what you ate was so greasy it makes a thin layer of feces and grease over the water.

After Chipotle, 3 arby-q with extra horsey sauce and 7-11 nachos Peter left a massive lilypood in Geneveve's en-suite bathroom.

lilypood by Jujunum July 8, 2017

Gart 

When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.

Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.

Gart by Jujunum February 22, 2015

Apollo Splash Down 

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.

Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down

Apollo Splash Down by Jujunum February 22, 2015

Finger poont 

When you finger paint with your poop.

Bob was so messed up on bath salts he tried finger poonting van Goghs starry night on his bathroom wall.

Finger poont by Jujunum October 23, 2014

Swan dive 

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.

I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.

Swan dive by Jujunum September 1, 2013

Yogweh 

Adjective: To describe something almost godly
Expletive: used when doing something with almost god like greatness.

"did you see what kyle did in the skate park last sunday? that was totally yogweh!"

(while on a halo killing streak) "YOGWEH!!!!!!"

Yogweh by Jujunum February 21, 2013