Swan dive

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.
I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.
by Jujunum September 01, 2013
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lilypood

When you take a crap and what you ate was so greasy it makes a thin layer of feces and grease over the water.
After Chipotle, 3 arby-q with extra horsey sauce and 7-11 nachos Peter left a massive lilypood in Geneveve's en-suite bathroom.
by Jujunum July 08, 2017
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Apollo Splash Down

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.
Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down
by Jujunum February 22, 2015
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Yogweh

Adjective: To describe something almost godly
Expletive: used when doing something with almost god like greatness.
"did you see what kyle did in the skate park last sunday? that was totally yogweh!"

(while on a halo killing streak) "YOGWEH!!!!!!"
by Jujunum February 21, 2013
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Bananatron

This torque wrench has nothing on my 26 speed Bananatron.
by Jujunum October 27, 2010
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Land Viking

A homeless person. Usually drunk. Goes to punk shows, doesn't pay, steals smokes and beer. Squeegees cars at intersections when they can't steal or mooch.
Get your dirty ass squeegee off my windshield you disgusting Land Viking.
by Jujunum August 26, 2018
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robonana

a model of cybernetic fruit, or cyberfruit, now rendered obsolete by bananatron.
the robonana still has practical value due to its finer tetryon harmonic stabalizers over the bananatron.
by Jujunum October 27, 2010
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