A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.
"That guy is a total Gart!!"
"Hey Gart"
"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"
"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."
"Hey Gart"
"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"
"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."
by GartLuver123 May 05, 2010