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Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups
by Tim Evans February 5, 2004
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Garrotte

The victim was tied to the instrument and his or her neck forced inside the iron collar. With the handle that can be seen in the picture, the executioner slowly crushed the victim's neck causing death from asphyxia.
Garrotte is a type of torture method
by Dahurian September 19, 2015
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Garraty

A crackhead that doesn't cre what anyone thinks about them. Can be a butt hole most of the time. Women love his charming smile and he is too prepared for everything. Also a complete psycho path.
Garraty is crazier than an hdhd kid with sugar.
by Aj19Lee November 2, 2020
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garroted

from the word : gar·rote or gar·rotte (g-rt, -rt)
n.
1.
a. A method of execution formerly practiced in Spain, in which a tightened iron collar is used to strangle or break the neck of a condemned person.
b. The iron collar used for such an execution.
2.
a. Strangulation, especially in order to rob.
b. A cord or wire used for strangling.
tr.v. gar·rot·ed or gar·rot·ted, gar·rot·ing or gar·rot·ting, gar·rotes or gar·rottes
1. To execute by garrote.
2. To strangle in order to rob.
The 18 bodies discovered by U.S. troops in western Baghdad late on Tuesday had all been garroted and had their hands bound with plastic ties, police and hospital officials said.
by YSG July 16, 2008
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Garratt

Garratt energetic cool amazing person he is the best he has the best personality if u are ever looking for a good friend I would look for a garratt
Garratt u are awesome
by Pinapplevibz June 5, 2020
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garrote belch

tightening of the throat while belching, raising the belch pitch way higher, morphing the belch into more of a scream (or "rebel yell")

-always commands attention!!, folks can't figure out WHAT is happening!! -perfect for the college campus, or pub, bar!!
jim did a garrote belch, when he had that pretty blond all a-coo!!

i popped a garrote belch in the shopping mall, and a few heads spun around!!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2011
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Garrote

Garrote is a weapon used to strangle a person.
I've found out on the internet that there were many types of garrote.With wire,chain,on a chair,and most of them are placed on history museum.
by BlackPohatu January 26, 2017
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