Fultons

A measurement of the cuntiness of a person, on a scale of 0 to 1, where 0 is not cunty at all, and 1 is the perfect cunt.

Reddo, that new mate of yours is a massive cunt, he might be 0.9 Fultons.

by Bomb9878 July 30, 2019

Fulton

Someone who is so ridiculously fat that they weigh nearly a full ton and is not jolly like Fat Albert but is instead a complete prick. Also synonomus with Fat Lard and Thuder Cunt.

So i was walking down wilfred street and this Fulton comes out of his house wearing wife beaters and sun glasses and slams his mum's head into a wall.

by Lesbians Dave November 18, 2011

Fulton

The Georgia county containing the baddest city in the South.

If it aint in Fulton it's probably not worth living in.

by get0ut0fmyh34d August 21, 2008

Fultonism

Terms or phrases that usually make no sense to people who don't know Mr. Fulton.

Fultonism: "I'm on a diet... I'm a vag-i-tarian!" Fultonism: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... Until you have to mow it!"

by flounder7 April 14, 2009

Fultonic

When you binge drink for months straight on end then drunk dial your ex bf asking for your pegs back

"That bitty was retarded, she got all fultonic on me and asked for her reflectors back too"

by Blumpkin Face February 27, 2007

Fulton

rubbing one's finger up and down their own butt crack and then running it under someone's nose

Student: OMG What's that smell?
Senora Tobias: I gave Ashley a Fulton. Shutup or you'll get onem too.

by SR Student Word Dubbing Council January 11, 2008

Fultoneer

A person who lives in Fulton,New York and is to lazy to say "Because I live in Fulton."

Because I'm a Fultoneer I get it real easy in school since I could write my name and do math and such since i was 3

by OlderInoMoon December 24, 2010