fuckonese 

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

fuckonese by garan garan February 9, 2007

fuckzored 

The 1337 way to pwn,own or utterly destroy someone/something.

e.g 'WhHAhahhahHHA...dude... like..seriously, i just fuckzored joo!oneone!1!!1!!!oneoneone!!1!!!'

fuckzored by 13370R January 25, 2005

Fucknosed 

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.

"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"

Fucknosed by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fuckzone 

Similar to the "friendzone"... It is when you would fuck someone but wouldn't commit to them (or perhaps even be friends with them).

Although it is usually males that fuckzone females, females can do it too.

Girl: So what do you think of me?
Guy: I wouldn't date you but I would fuck your brains out.
Girl: Did you just fuckzone me???

Girl: Leonardo DiCaprio is an ass but I would knock boots with him all night long, if ya know what I mean... /fuckzoned

fuckzone by missylectro November 9, 2012

fuckzoid

n. An asshat. One who is so utterly retarded, he isn't worth consideration nor definition. Hence I'm going to stop defining him now. Fucker.

Fuck you, you fucking fuckzoid

fuckzoid by l337 haxx0r April 11, 2004

fuck zoned 

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship with you.

She hasn't called me back. She promised she would. Do you think she will call me?

No, you have been fuck zoned

fuck zoned by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012

Fuckboner 

A completely stupid and clueless person who totally screws up.

'Hey bro, I just bought 10 rare pennies from this bum for a 100 bucks.'

'Why would you buy 10 cents worth of pennies for 100 bucks; dude your such a fuckboner.'

Fuckboner by B-Town Mike March 6, 2010