Fuckcess!

When you finally succeed in meeting that one person that you've fantasized about, finding out that they're pretty awesome and then getting naked and naughty with them........that, my friend, is a total fuckcess! Take a mental photo album of the occasion, and browse at leisure- this one is gonna make you smile for a long time yet.

"Good weekend?"
"Yes, it was a total fuckcess!"

by MagickDio April 3, 2010

fuckless

The ultimate state of not caring. This state can only be obtained when one no longer gives a fuck.

After hours of playing poker, the two remaining players become fuckless with their chips

by AJizzie September 6, 2007

fuckness

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.

FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?

by Isabelle November 15, 2003

Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

Funktriss

A hot young girl who is hip and urban --with better style than most actresses, that leads a really cool life which leaves other females jealous.

That funktriss is too hot for this place, look at all the other females hating on her.

by Cara DeGregorio December 16, 2005

fuckerness

the ability to bring out others onery characteristics and rotten personalities

You can not hang out with Jim anymore. He brings out your fuckerness.

by jiminc1 January 4, 2012

Big Ball Of Fuckness

Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.

Big ball of fuckness. Just a BIG ball of fuckness.

by Snookism August 29, 2010