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Fuckstomp

To completely and utterly destroy; usually when referring to an athletic competition.
"Wow, did you see Oklahoma get fuckstomped by UCLA this weekend?"
by Trendon September 19, 2005
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fuckstud

a young male who has fucked several attractive females; a cocksure male
You did who? Damn, you are such a fuckstud.
by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
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Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.
Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!
by micah November 21, 2003
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fucktrump

fucktrump
Variations: fucktrumped; fucktrumping; fucktrumper

1: to engage in a sexual action or behavior which is perceived to be of varied value (higher or lower) or enact such action upon another, prior or following another, in response to or as preventative action against another.

2: a loud proclamation or excitable utterance which denotes a sexual act of the previously aforementioned nature. Tense may be altered to aford further definition as to whether an act as such has happened, will happen, is wanted or desired or is happening.

3: a term used to describe a feeling of malaise. (Particularly in the United States of America)
1. Thurston thought highly of his sexual prowess until he heard that Reginald could fucktrump his wife's clam with more diligence than he. (Thurtson got fucktrumped; Reginald is a successful fucktrumper and has fucktrumped Thurston's wife's clam from him for the foreseeable future if all other factors be equal)

2. "I want you to fucktrump my ass! I need a good fucktrumping!" Thurston's wife whispers to Reginald.

2b: "The duration of carnal penetrations perpetrated upon your wife prior to making my acquaintance received no accolades. A fucktrumping of great proportions did I pummel her clam with!" Said Reginald to Thurston.

2c: "FUCKTRUMP!!" Reginald screamed as he muddled Thurtston's wife's Clamato purse. (Similar to any grunt or noise made at the "money shot" moment in pornographic films.)

3: Whilst dwelling on the recent elopement of his wife with a man of unparalleled virility Thurston wept and gloomily kicked rocks down the alley muttering "Fucktrump. Fucktrump."
by Baldbryan6 February 14, 2017
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fucktuple

I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time I even finished the sentence it would already have like fucktupled in size
by FL4ym3Burn September 12, 2018
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fucktup

Totally screwed up! Because your life is a mess and you are lost in your mind. Or something that is fucktup, a machine or your oldish car that doesn't work properly.
His face was a complete mess! It was totally fucktup!

I'm fucktup

My car is fucktup, neva mind
by kahanui August 13, 2007
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fuckstipated

tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed

merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.
God damn, Kayla, I am seriously fuckstipated here.
by Natron! August 12, 2006
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