Fuckshop

When nothing is going according to plan or has gone bad due lack of planning. Similar to cluster fuck, or fubar.

None of the bouncers had a VIP list, the main DJ didn't show up, and they ran out of liquor. The whole event was a fuckshop.

by Firstorbit June 29, 2016

fuckslot

noun, the vagina

Andrew's favourite pastime was to fuck Karen's tight fuckslot.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Fuckshop

A specific area where a bunch of asswipes usually hangout to make fun of people walking pass

"Jeez I don't wanna walk past that fuckshop today!"

by Trevipedia June 3, 2016

Fuckstops

Locations for tinder, plenty of fish, match.com, etc where people go to wait for someone to fuck. Fuckstops are similar to poke stops, but instead of getting poke balls you pick up pick to fuck.

Person 1: Did you hit the fuckstops on Winchester and Cortland?
Person 2: Yeah, it was a great time we meet up and it work and we rolled out! Phil fellacio told me about that fuckstop.
Person 1: I'm going to hit up the fuckstop tonight! Wish me luck gotta catchem all.

by That Raffy Taffy July 12, 2016

Fuckslap

the act of slapping one's sexual partner with your cock. an alternative to dickslapping, most often with cock covered in vaginal or anal secretions

I fuckslapped her with my dick till she opened up

by vojtart April 27, 2006

fuckscope

A clever device built into a man's brain. The fuckscope is able to locate, range find and allow precise navigation in a crowded bar/club to an available fuck.

Dude 1: "I was out last night and my fuckscope scored a direct hit."
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 17, 2006

Fuckstop

A term used to describe a physical flaw, character trait, or attitude that stops fucking from happening

See also: fuckstopper
A person that posses or displays a fuckstop

"...her voice was so whiney... it was a bit of a fuckstop to be honest."
"He's just SO sweet and gentle... what a fuckstopper!"

by Weaseltron November 19, 2016