Old Fuckboy

A 40+ year old man who still acts like a young fuckboy. The old fuckboy has an ex-wife (or two) who he refers to as a "pyscho." This may be true. What is also true is that the ex-wife of the old fuckboy is just a woman who spent years dealing with relentless narcissism, emotional manipulation and cheating, and now believes that the old fuckboy is evil and must be exterminated. The old fuck boy, having had decades of practice, is adept at gaslighting. Emotionally, he is a 7 year old. He is incapable of having adult conversations about relationships, yet insists he's the best, most affectionate boyfriend. The old fuckboy having spent his 20s and 30s being a born-again asshole, and despite having gone to college, probably has a bullshit job, the income of which goes to child support. He will therefore constantly ask you for money. The old fuckboy can sniff out when you have had enough of his bullshit and will act like a decent human being for 60 seconds in order to stay in your good graces. Worst of all, not only can the old fuckboy make you come like gangbusters Every Single Time, he is aware of the relationship between sex and oxytocin, and makes sure he fucks you regularly enough so the feelings of love/trust felt during sex don't dissipate, also known as dickmatizing or dickmatization.

Do not make the mistake of thinking you can remain in control and use the old fuckboy for sex. He's a wily old fart and will find a way to turn the tables so that he's using you.

Conversation at a College Reunion

Keisha: OMG, look who just walked in the door! How does my hair look?
Renee: Nah girl, he a old fuckboy and can dickmatize you and ruin your credit before the Superbowl half-time show is over.

by Artichoke Hearts321 October 31, 2018

Fuckboyardee

A group of fuckboys

"look at all those fuckboys."
"It's a fuckboyardee."

by Awkward-nerd-in-some-fandoms December 1, 2015

fuckbook

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

by Peters a star May 2, 2009

Fuckboy Haircut

When guys get side cuts so they look like Pidgeotto.

Shawn got a fuckboy haircut so he looks like Pidgeotto now.

by Tingle Likes Rupees February 13, 2017

FuckDoll

(noun) A non-derogatory and endearing term or nickname shared between a man and woman who share many common interests, primarily sexual relations.

The smell they had concocted was a sweet, desirable, and pleasurable scent of top-shelf tobacco and sex sweat from the friction of two lovers grinding in sync with one another that carried a hint of ether to it. Now laying beside one another, catching their breath, Shannon turned on her side to face Nikki to tell him, “This is getting to be more fun than I ever dreamed it would be, I’m loving being your FuckDoll, love”. Nikki responded, “And Fuckdoll it is certainly a pleasure for me to be sharing my sweat and seed with fine, foxy fuckin’ FuckDoll like yourself. You get me so goddamn hard, for real”. Satisfied sufficiently, Shannon smiled then slid underneath the sheets and soon secured Nikki’s serpentine into a solid state.

by Nikki Stixx October 7, 2021

fuckboy hour

Time of day that fuckboys sweet talk girls into sending nudes. Typically, this lasts between 10pm and 3am.

I hate fuckboy hour. I get too many hit ups

by oliveb May 7, 2016

Fucknormous

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.

V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?

by Funny Moms August 8, 2016