fucktardian

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.

You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

fuckarow

A fuckarow is an extremely BAD, unpleasant situation or experience. Do not confuse with fuckaree.

"This is such a fuckarow!" meaning "This is such a fucked-up situation."

by Jackie February 15, 2003

fuckdore

Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.

Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!

by Funny Moms November 16, 2016

fuckcard

/fək kahrd/

Noun.

1. A calling card for anyone whose business primarily involves fucking others, e.g. prostitutes, politicians, lawyers, etc.
2. A card from any card game designed to fuck with your head or empty your wallet.

That game might have 15% black cards and 85% white cards but they are 100% fuckcards. I'd tell you the name of the game but the fucktards that run the company had their dipshit lawyers send me a C&D letter so I can't. If you need the name of the lawyer I'm sure I have her fuckcard around here somewhere.

by Len Bakerloo January 19, 2019

son of a fucktard

An insult u use when u run out of ideas during an argument.

Dude 1: Fuck ur father, u son of a bitch

Dude 2: Fuck ur mother, u son of a hmmm.. u son of a fucktard

by anon5555 October 9, 2009

fuckdrunk

the feeling you get after a session of awesome foreplay followed by passionate sex and screaming into a pillow that leaves you out of breath and unable to move except to give a thumbs up to your significant other.

i love being fuckdrunk why does the phone have to ring?

by that girl that invented it. November 15, 2010

Fucktard Dumbass

Someone who has screwed up so many times that they earn the title of a fucktard AND a dumbass. It's usually used on Ex's (mostly boyfriends) that fuck up big time and continuously lie to get try and get out of trouble, but end up in deeper shit.

"my ex boyfriend is such a fucktard dumbass! he lied about his parents not wanting us to be together!"

by Random girl May 25, 2012