Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

Fuckmullet by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

Fuckamaloo 

A word that is yelled out in public for humor.

Man: PENIS! VAGINA! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!
Man 2: Stop with all that fuckamaloo.

Fuckamaloo by shanonanonxleigh April 18, 2009

fuckaluck 

A fuckaluck is one who is an asshole or a duesche.

You fuckaluck! that dude is such a fuckaluck,I thought I'd have to bash his fuckin brains in!

fuckaluck by titwillow January 28, 2008

Fuckmuppet 

general insult

You're such a fuckmuppet!

Fuckmuppet by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

fuckmunch 

someone who is a complete and utter moron

He is such a fuckmunch.

fuckmunch by Asshead February 17, 2003

fuckaluffagus 

A slightly overweight and less attractive intoxicated female left trolling the dance floor immediately after the bar/club starts to clear people out. Desperately yet persistently trying to secure her 'Big Bird' for the evening.

"Wow, watch that fuckaluffagus work the bar".

fuckaluffagus by ralan123 February 3, 2010

fuckapuss 

A mutated cross between an alligator, a platipus, and an octopus, often resmbling a massive penis. According to urban myth is an escaped animal from government testing. In reality, there is no Bogeyman, the monsters under small childrens' beds accross the nation are undoubtedly descendants of the very first fuckapuss which escaped into the wild in 1995.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.

Small child: Mommy! A fuckapuss came out from under my bed and tried to rape me!
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.

fuckapuss by Baileywatercolors November 3, 2009