Fuckwitisation

1. (n.) When fuckwits are put into positions of authority and impose their style of fuckwittery upon an organisation.

-fuckwitisation (n.) The ongoing process of being fuckwitised.

The management decision was all a part of the on-going fuckwitisation of the organisation.

by niks4 April 22, 2009

fuckwitism

1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.

2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.

1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...

2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...

by Grant Hayes November 14, 2005

fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.

college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

fupatitis b

Fat Beggin, Bitch, tube top stuffing, fupa having, mooching, elderly ass should be claiming SSI on taxes instead claim fake employment ass bitch... It's time to 5-0 (some other sites dif for 5-0, not mine) and run like hell.

Stop letting that lazy old bitch mooch off her. Fupatitis b

by D'nutz November 6, 2014

fucktits

A minor expression of grief

Well fucktis...

by fatass February 22, 2003

fuckitist

One who objects to the term fuck it

A fuckitist is a person who undermines the true values of the meaning of fuck it

by ZokTP November 28, 2017

Fuckitis

The insiatiable urge to fuck!
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).

Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.

by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012