fusilli

A spiral noodle. Used in pasta.

Wow, that fusilli pasta was great!

by Ushnor November 6, 2005

fubijar

(chiefly military) acronym for "F*ck you, buddy. I'm just a reservist."
Used primarily during annual two-week activation period required of all military reservists.

Petty Officer - Johnson, you're on garbage detail.
Johnson - (muttered) Fubijar.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

relative futility

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO

The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017

futile

Pointless and hopeless.

I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.

by happycookie August 4, 2011

fubleapin

a cross between f-ing, and bleep.

i am so fubleapin tired!
or
Connor is so fubleapin mean!

by Rawr? October 3, 2007

well futile

Something that's good, a positive description of a thing. A reversed meaning, along the lines of 'bad', 'wicked', 'bum' etc.

Coined by Chris Morris in the popular UK TV show Nathan Barley.

"Check out my website, it's well fucking futile!"

by Dan Ashcroft April 14, 2005

Futilize

To make something futile or worthless

Just as utilize means to make something utile, futilize means to make something futile.

If Leah gets an abortion, this will futilize all the bickering over who will be the godparents of the baby.

Global warming futilizes the production of fur coats.

The weevils will futilize the farm land.

by wordtsar January 2, 2014