rumpelstiltskin 

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.

Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.

rumpelstiltskin by dickbagjon January 5, 2018

rumpelstiltskined 

Slept for a undetermined amount of time, (Dazed and Confused for a undetermined amount of time)

My Father rumpelstiltskined himself, when he forgot my birthday.

rumpelstiltskined by Purch July 16, 2016

Rumpelstiltskin problem 

A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.

I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.

Rumpelstiltskin problem by The Peanuts March 28, 2021

Rumpelstiltskin 

While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"

In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.

SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*

She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

Rumpelstiltskin by JR DB December 16, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin 

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

Rumpelstiltskin by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

Frumplestiltskin 

When you shit in a frumpy girls mouth and then she gives you head while you are wiping your ass.

Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.

Frumplestiltskin by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017

Trumpelstiltskin 

Is an American fairy tale of an American dictator that is a vile creature, similar to a troll, and with an enormous ego. This creature encourages great violence, while promising his followers that he will reward them with a pardon or bail them out of jail.

Trumpelstiltskin was seen in Tampa Florida preparing for his inauguration.

Trumpelstiltskin by 2studio March 9, 2021