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Frankendeck

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A deck of PowerPoint slides that's been repeatedly added to over the years without ever having anything removed. Hideously overgrown and disorganized, it's developed an out-of-control, audience-killing, twisted life of its own.
"That Frankendeck I got from Marketing just killed my biggest customer!"
by Teambuilder June 16, 2016
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Frankenfactor

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(noun) An influence that instantly changes people into hypocrites, in regard to their stances on sexual assault issues.
Person 1 - Sexual assault is disgusting. Men who engage in that realm of power-#ucking women in various circumstances, whether it be for personal gain, or just ridicule of another, need to go straight to Hell.
Person 2 - I totally agree. These assholes need to hang for the sh!t they put women through. When I heard that Al Franken put his hands on-
Person 1 - Al Franken?!? Oooh, ooh, ooobilie-oooooh. He's so dreamy.

Bystander 2 - (to Bystander 1) D@mn. The Frankenfactor is effing powerful.
by BrandonChrist April 20, 2018
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Frankenjackson

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Riddick Bowe sure is a Frankenjackson
by Mike-a-loeb December 18, 2004
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Frankencock

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1. A Penis that is freakishly Long.
2. A Penis that is hideous and grotesque.
1. Wow, that guy has a Frankencock! That thing is huge!
2. OMG, did you see that guys penis? How gross! that guy has a frankencock!
by Billy The Jewish Kid November 7, 2010
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Frankenfutz

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(Franken)- a haphazardly assembled monstrosity
(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia

Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.

Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .

Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
That ladyboy prostitute i raped last night was post op. male to female, so the dumb cunt basically screamed while i cum-fuck its shit pussy until double dipped and came in deep inside that brand new haggard meat cave , it was wrecked....a real "Frankenfutz" .
by IndulgeInThe7 November 11, 2017
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The end-result of the consolidation of several friends' different brands of cigarettes into one pack. Usually accomplished through trading, bartering or whoring.
Would you like a Pall-Mall, a Camel or a Newport out of my frankenpack?
by SteveDaveT July 8, 2005
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Frankenturkey

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Verb: using of one's fists with the thumbs sticking out to form turkeys with the hands, and then placing them on both sides of another person's neck to make the impression of a frankenstein with turkey bolts.
Cady frankenturkeyed Levi during a sentimental dance known as the Cha-Cha. He was caught off guard by the turkey bolts against his neck.
by Hoist0 October 5, 2010
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