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Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.
Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.
by Shreddi April 23, 2019
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firestick

The barbecue lighter that is used for lighting candles that have hard-to-reach wicks.
Hey, hand me that firestick. I don't want to burn my fingers.
by Lovekraft December 29, 2008
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Dodgy Firestick

A more distinguished and elegant way of consuming media. A jailbroken amazon firestick with access to any and every film/show on the planet
How are you watching the last of us show, do you have HBO max?
Na mate, dodgy firestick
by Huemongous February 5, 2023
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Firestick

A person consisting of having red pubic hairs. The firestick is usually referred to the male genital area, for females it's reffered to as a "Firebox".
Parker Hynes is a perfect example of a firebox
by anonymous September 7, 2003
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Firesticks

a codename for cigarettes depending on if someone is not cool with it..yo
1hey man you got firesticks? 2yeah. 1o okay ill be right over in that case.
by NickA@# June 10, 2008
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Forsticuous

When a situation is difficult and it feels like life is sticking a fork in your ass
Yo bruh, this test is mad forsticuous
by gooch26 June 27, 2016
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Forestia

An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.
I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.

Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?

Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.

Guy2

Uh huh. What else she say?

Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.

Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...

Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.
by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext November 25, 2018
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