Forbes

Probably a last name of a stupid ass. A person who is a Lazy Ass and thinks their funny when their not.

Girl: your last name is Forbes isn’t it..
Boy: How’d you know
Girl: *walks outa the room*

by Badbadraddad November 2, 2019

Forbes

A place where people go lookind for tranny's

- Yo Damo! Wanna go down to Forbes
- Yeah for sure, Im in
- Sweet

by Geebo September 20, 2007

forbes

a gothcore twat who thinks hes everything

*guy walks up with black hair, nailvarnish and black girls jeans*

"hello there chaps! i'm forbes"

"fuck off twatbag."

by rowanthegreatest September 22, 2008

Forbes

fat,ginger,fuck

am a forbes

by mgdunnmkojpojfjdsjllkfkj836398 December 15, 2017

forbes magazine

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.

Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*

by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013

forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015