foodjew

A man/woman that hoards food for such an unnecessary amount of time, that it is considered illegal in some countries. Said items are usually stored for that "special time", which realistically never occurs.

John: "Dude, open those pretzels and give me one, they look awesome"
Chris: "Nah man, I'm saving those for when North Korea and South Korea unite and forget their differences"
John: "GOD.........stop being such a foodjew"

by MikeWasowsky February 26, 2011

Foodsexual

A fake sexually that mocks the lgbtqia+ Community

Like fr- who looks at food and goes “ damn that sandwich is looking sexy”

Emily: I’m attracted to a fucking potato so I’m “ foodsexual”

LIKE WTF😂

by Your local ugly ass bitch March 7, 2021

Fooderus

Similar to the Uterus for an actual baby, the Fooderus is for a food baby. The fooderus is only active or felt when in the presence of a foodbaby. This is caused by eating too much food, causing the eater to feel pregnant because they have eaten too much food. This is followed by a feeling of fullness or denseness.

" Ugh. I'm so full, I can feel my fooderus expanding..."

by Afrequentfatass August 2, 2009

Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual

Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006

Foodless

It´s an adjective which describes situation when people have no food or very small amount of it. It´s more logic word than famine is.

No food in the fridge, i guess we are foodless.

by Saetri April 18, 2009

foobeener

A piece of furniture which can function either simultaneously or alternatively as a foosball table, beer pong table, and dinner table. While it is not necessary, a quintessential and badass foobeener allows for foosball and beer pong (or beirut) to be played at the same time due to its clear top.

Dude, if I make this next goal you have to drink the wash cups from this foobeener.

by The Singularity August 29, 2009

foodrection

(noun) 1. An erection caused by looking at food.

2. An erection caused by hearing about food.

3. An erection caused by listening to an extremely sexy lady describing food well.

Economics Teacher - "Just picture the warm, gooey, sweet, slippery cheese that broke from inside the quesadilla..."

Jason - "Dude I'm getting a foodrection...."

by Quinnie-Pooh May 10, 2010