foodrection

(noun) 1. An erection caused by looking at food.

2. An erection caused by hearing about food.

3. An erection caused by listening to an extremely sexy lady describing food well.

Economics Teacher - "Just picture the warm, gooey, sweet, slippery cheese that broke from inside the quesadilla..."

Jason - "Dude I'm getting a foodrection...."

foodrection by Quinnie-Pooh May 10, 2010

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frogrection

a very slimy boner

Freddie got a frogrection ha ha!

frogrection by Titsoutpantsdown September 4, 2009

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foodrection • Foodception • Foodention Dating • frogrection

Foodception

When your friend or someone you know is talking about a specific food, then later you have a craving for that same food but you don't know why.

J: Man, I could really go for some tacos right now
M: Yeah we were talking about them this morning.
J: Were we? Damn I just got foodceptioned!

Foodception by m6 September 3, 2013

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Foodention Dating

Food + Attention + Dating = Foodention Dating.
When your partner agrees to date you when you don't waste food in plate. He/she gives more importance to food and health and believes in the slogan "Food, Fun and Date"

Foodention Dating is popular among health conscious millennials.

Foodention Dating by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 6, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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