footching

To alleviate an itch of the foot by rubbing it with the other foot.
Most often done in bed.

I woke up this morning and had a MASSSIVE footching session. The best way to start the day.

by MarishConners July 31, 2012

floocher

A person that hangs around the flooch area way too long that their indecision pisses off the receiver.

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by: PookyJuice Feb. 4, 2016

Hey! make up your damn mind, either lick my pussy or eat my ass, but stop hanging around in the flooch area, you are pissing me off!
floocher
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by: PookyJuice Feb. 4, 2016

by PookyJuice October 3, 2016

to flotch

to aimlessly switch channels on TV, usually late at night, when you have nothing better to do but don't feel like going to bed yet.

Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."

When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.

I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.

by Fat Dobby August 24, 2015

flooch

female gooch - patch of skin between cunt and arsehole

"damm, i fucked that bitch so hard i ripped her flooch"

by flopyphil May 14, 2006

flortch

Accidently shitting oneself, usually wet and always by surprise. Diarhea fart.

I went to pick up that box but it was heavier than I thought and I flortched myself.

by Brian Westwood June 28, 2006

footch

Meaning fucking mooch
or faggot who mooches

Sarah: have you seen dan lately?
Mark: yeah, he was being a footch this morning.

by danthemaneight September 14, 2011

flgotchu

For life I got you. It’s used mainly in text to say I got you but for life it’s pretty self explanatory if you look at this definition and if you don’t get it let me explain it for you kindergarteners.
If someone texts/says flgotchu it means they have your back for life.

Captain America: Let’s go to the fight!
Ironman: flgotchu!💯

But, they’re texting in an Avengers Assemble group chat.

by YRWBaby September 10, 2020