Floortech

A person in housekeeping who cleans the floors in many tasks such as sweeping, mopping and scrubbing!

Our Floortech is going to do his yearly stripping and waxing of the floors!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

floorganizer

A sophisticated filing system where by important documents and personal belongings are kept/discarded directly on the floor for easy access, leaving the owner free to do more important things with her/his life than tidying.

That's a very extensive floorganizer you have there Rebecca

by Victoria M May 24, 2007

Floorgasm

Peak moment of excitement while listening to Floor Jansen sing a high sustained note during her performance, comparable, if not superior, to the feeling of having an orgasm.

Whoa. Did you HEAR that? That was the most epic rendition I've seen of Ghost Love Score in years!

How cute, that was your first Floorgasm!

by Preguiça não tem fim April 12, 2018

floogazey

Used for saying something or someone is fake

Hate how she wanna say something behind my back but but be in my face like we're friends. She floogazey!

Sam: Those Jordans you're wearing are floogazey.
Darby: How??
Sam: The jump man is holding a football!

by Anonymous Boo November 17, 2013

floorganize

floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.

Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing

"Your room is a mess, dude."

"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"

"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."

by cpninja42 August 7, 2010

Floodgate

Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.

"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."

"Holy tits"

by juls727 September 16, 2011