The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 05, 2013
The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet
by Skampz May 11, 2017
The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'
by Jack Lanton July 31, 2006
MAN: God, society is in hell, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1
GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates
GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates
by Waters-Serenade December 05, 2010
When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
by sphincter muscle July 05, 2016
When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
by sphincter muscle July 05, 2016
A floodgate is a Yu-Gi-Oh card with a continuous effect that restricts one or both players from performing some action.
"Slifer the sky dragon is an overlooked floodgate because You can't summon low ATK monsters when he is on the field"
by deul monsters extraordinare February 18, 2024