Floff

The fat that is gained after obtaining a significant other.

I have gained 20 lbs of floff since me and Joe have been dating.

by AgathaCrabs November 19, 2018

FLOFF

This word is commonly used by farmers. It means this: RUN, LLAMA, RUN!!!
It's ALWAYS written in capital letters. ALWAYS.

FLOFF!

by CookieCookieGamer November 23, 2017

Floff

To decimate someone in Call of Duty.

I just Floffed that guy.

by NCSven June 15, 2024