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floffed  

When someone unexpectedly gets disconnected when talking on IM.A term created by Lisa T from a mix of the words 'falling' and 'off'.
"Are you still there?"
"I floffed but it's working now".

or

"You keep cutting out".
"Yeah, I'm floffing up and down like a yo-yo :( ".
floffed by redthings December 14, 2008

fluffed it 

I had an interview but I fluffed it
fluffed it by tbt123 October 24, 2014

Fluffed Up 

I got so fluffed up last night after smoking that weed
v. Completely ruined, inactivated, disabled, or destroyed; especially when used in reference to computer software or electronic gadgetry.
Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is florfed!

Sheee-yit, my idiot sister put Celine Dion on my stereo, and when Celine hit the high note she florfed my tweeter!
florfed by Király September 19, 2006
It is a women performing fellatio on a man (usually a porn star) to prepare him for action in front of the camera
Sarah fluffed him for a long time before he was ready.
fluffed by Tanmanjohn February 4, 2009

Internally Fluffed

I wonder how many months she has been internally fluffed!
Internally Fluffed by deeerashleyvon September 7, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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