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When someone unexpectedly gets disconnected when talking on IM.
A term created by Lisa T from a mix of the words 'falling' and 'off'.

"Are you still there?"
"I floffed but it's working now".

or

"You keep cutting out".
"Yeah, I'm floffing like a yo-yo :( ".
floffed by redthing December 9, 2008
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floffed  

When someone unexpectedly gets disconnected when talking on IM.A term created by Lisa T from a mix of the words 'falling' and 'off'.

"Are you still there?"
"I floffed but it's working now".

or

"You keep cutting out".
"Yeah, I'm floffing up and down like a yo-yo :( ".
floffed by redthings December 14, 2008

fluffed it 

I had an interview but I fluffed it
fluffed it by tbt123 October 24, 2014

Fluffed Up 

Getting high
I got so fluffed up last night after smoking that weed
v. Completely ruined, inactivated, disabled, or destroyed; especially when used in reference to computer software or electronic gadgetry.
Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is florfed!

Sheee-yit, my idiot sister put Celine Dion on my stereo, and when Celine hit the high note she florfed my tweeter!
florfed by Király September 19, 2006
It is a women performing fellatio on a man (usually a porn star) to prepare him for action in front of the camera
Sarah fluffed him for a long time before he was ready.
fluffed by Tanmanjohn February 4, 2009

Internally Fluffed

I wonder how many months she has been internally fluffed!
Internally Fluffed by deeerashleyvon September 7, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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