flobbing 

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

flobbing by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Flobbing For Apples 

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

Flobbing For Apples by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019

Flubbing Your Nuts 

To joke about some thing to your cronies or family.

Girl: Hey I'm Pregnant.
Boy: WTF! No This Can't Be Possible!!!
Girl: Haha!! I'm Just Flubbing Your Nuts!
Boy: OMG! You Had Me Super Scared.

Flubbing Your Nuts by TheOriginalFlubber April 17, 2011

Fobbing 

Verb. The act of crying to, for, over, or because of the band Fall Out Boy. The occurrence of sobbing uncontrollably to FOB's music was happening enough that it deserved it's own word. It is not uncommon to 'fob', especially when seeing FOB live.

Person 1: Any Fall Out Boy song is great to make out to, except for 'What a Catch, Donnie', because no one wants to make out while crying.

Person 2: You mean no one wants to make out while fobbing? Yeah, no kidding.

Fobbing by Hailnogurl June 24, 2013

frobbing 

To spend excessive time on a computer surfing the net or otherwise investigating something of little consequence, just to satisfy your curiosity. It carries the connotation of masturbation. (used at MIT in the '70s)

Stop frobbing and get back to your work!

frobbing by frobber April 6, 2010

flubbing

The act of having sex with a crease, fold or other indentation in the flabby flesh of an obese person.

"flubbing - to find a fold and fuck it"

Probably from 'flubber' - flab + blubber

"Oh God! He's off flubbing with that buttertroll from before isn't he?"

"He suffocated while attempting to flub her back-tits"

flubbing by UrbanVoodoo September 24, 2009

fobbing around 

To speak loudly and passionately in your own eastern Asian language with 2 or more people who speak that same language. For example, "Those C-fobs are obnoxiously fobbing around in the library."

For example, "Those C-fobs are obnoxiously fobbing around in the library."

fobbing around by Fob1 January 16, 2015