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douche flag

n., a popped collar, by which fellow douches signal their identity to each other
Bill raised his douche flag as he entered the room, forming alliances without speaking a word.

You can't buy Stacy a turtleneck, she flies a douche flag everywhere she goes.
by Sara Bert December 17, 2004
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Flag Waver

Flags are little pieces of colored cloth that are used to create division amongst people.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.

A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.

Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.

These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.

Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.
Lenny is one hell of a flag waver. He just sent his son off to a war to risk his life so our oil companies could get rich. What an idiot...
by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013
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red flag

a sign or warning of any impending danger, disaster or doom
when my gf called me up that day and gave me the "we need to talk" line, a red flag obviously came up and I figured I'd soon be on the outs with her.
by Bungalow Bill November 18, 2006
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Granny flag

an orange (hi-lited) flag on a high rod that the old people put on the bumper of their cars so they can find it easier.
Marge: "I can't find the damn car again!!"

Elmer: " I told you to put your granny flag on!"
by T. Wilson September 26, 2008
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Flaughter

(Noun) To expel a quick fart while laughing.
Watching Family Guy brought me into Flaughter
by Christopher-Knight January 19, 2014
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Stop Flagging

To stop tripping , to stop making a big deal out of something , stop saying dumb stuff , or playing to much
Stop flagging and hurry up , I'm really to go !
by Young male March 1, 2015
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Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
by The Pole22 August 6, 2020
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