How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021

flatcockers

2 girls who bang their hips and pubic bones against each other as they make love to each other.

Oh my! Did you see those flatcockers in action?
I live in the South and this word has been in use for many years here. I was surprised it is not currently featured at urbandictionary.com.

by Southern Man February 1, 2006

fruttocks

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.

"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"

by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

flatcock

is a women on the rugby pitch who should fuck off and go and watch it on the telly

them fucking flatcocks are sitting in our seats

by Dr.Denzil December 9, 2008

flatrock

A bar in the yunk that is filled w/ hundreds of types of beers. Mostly delicious belgian beers.

E: Wanna hit up the Flatrock & get crunked?
B: No doubt...Holla boi!!!

by Ebro July 1, 2005

futtocks

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance

1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'

by Rosie and Briony May 21, 2006

futtocks

the act of dropping ones balls on someones head

did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks

by oww shiiii December 14, 2010