Joey Fatone

a kick ass boy bander who weighs more than a small whale. use to have a sucky voice but now it's awesome cus he brushed up his skills in "little shop of horrors" He's goin bald and will be the dead of nsync.

" joey fatone is so fat i can't stand it."

by mandy August 5, 2004

joey fatone

Member of pop group NSYNC. Commonly defined as "the fat one", "the Italian one", and "the straight one". Experienced actor, appearing in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, and on Broadway in RENT and Little Shop of Horrors. Married with a small daughter. Tied with Chris Kirkpatrick for the most "normal" member of the group.

"My name is Joey Fatone. You killed my bandmates. Prepare to die."
- Robot Chicken, episode 1.12, "S&M Present"

by Rainee Sue April 21, 2005

flatness

n. the degree to which a woman's breasts are flat.

All Isabella ever talks about is her flatness and how her boobs are nonexistent.

by synthetic_sushi December 16, 2018

fatoned

Variation of pwned. Usually said by Joey Fatone look-a-likes.

Yo, n00b, you got fatoned!

by diemkay July 25, 2008

flatometer

a device used to measure the flatency within flatulance.

something smells. grab the flatometer!

by ac boon coon May 13, 2005

Flasoned

Too High to Function

Yesterday I lost my job I was so flasoned that I couldn't get off the couch to go to work!

by Kari Lynn December 30, 2011

Flatnea

Portmanteau of 'flatulence' and 'apnea.' The act of snoring and farting simultaneously.

My roommate kept me awake all night with flatnea. I don't know which is worse. The snoring or the farting.

by Misanthropist August 8, 2015