flatuoso

A person of remarkable ability in the art of the fart. Tuneful and melodic, A flatuoso is to flatulence what a virtuoso is to classical music.

The crowd applauded as Keith performed his air biscuit adagio in B flatulence minor. He was recognised as one the the greatest flatuosos of his era.

by Degenerate Scumbag November 19, 2016

Flanoss Grape

Another term which is often used for as ‘Potato Water Salmon Fish Head’ it is often taken as an insult.

Me: Mum! You’re such a little Flanoss grape!
Mum: I hate you

by williambilliam418 November 19, 2019

flanno

A flannelette shirt, typically worn by Aussie bogans

Haha, nice flanno, mate

by Ashleigh. July 14, 2005

Flatfoot

A police officer.

Dude hide the shit here comes a flatfoot

by Landamo February 15, 2004

flatouille

When a girl's stomach comes out farther than her breasts

That girl drank so much beer she's a flatouille

by This I am sure December 21, 2009

flatso

A fat girl with small tits

That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair!

by Michael Hunt August 6, 2003

Flagnog

Used in the pharase "What the flagnog?!?!?"

It is an exclamation used to describe an act that is astounding beyond words. So you say- WHAT THE FLAGNOG?!?!? (It has also been used as a varition of WTH or WTF.)

This word is destined to sweep the universe. If you don't like it, we don't care, so FLAGNOG it!!

If a hick named Anna whips out her hicky bracelet making supplies, Suzy exclaims "What the flagnog?!?" in her disbelief at Anna's hickiness.

If you are sleeping in history class and all of a sudden you feel your eye getting slapped, you sit up and yell "WHAT THE FLAGNOG?!?"

Got it? Good.

by THE DRY & TREELESS GRASSLAND May 18, 2009