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latlining

Pronounced: lat-lining.

Incoherently drunk, prone to making impulsive decisions that can make one very regretful the next day. Precursor to a hangover.
"Man, Nate was totally latlining last night, he wrote his boss an email telling him to f*ck off at 4AM!"
by drinkydrunkcity June 10, 2013
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Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).
Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?
by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021
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Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020
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Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
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Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority
I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
by UDstorytime May 1, 2023
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Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.
Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.
by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020
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Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.
Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.
by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020
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