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Flat Fat

When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat.
Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach

Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat
by Kurt Hendrix January 3, 2010
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flatmate

1. A femail friend with small or non-existant mammaries
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.
1.
What do you think of Emma?
She's flatmate
2.
I'm going for a beer with my flatmates.
by Fraser Steen October 20, 2006
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fatfatpankocat

the best cat in the world, panko cat is cuttest cat. argue with the wall
Panko cat is cute

No its the cuttest

yes.
Fatfatpankocat for the win!
by fatfatpankocatenjoyer December 13, 2021
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flatuates

When methane gas is released from your ass.
"My friend Justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he's a firecrotch, ignites everything."
by aliencj June 30, 2006
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flatuate

When you release a toot toot into the potty or wherever you are located. Preferably into the potty...
Jacob Fartpants sure has to flatuate a lot!
by Cincodemayobetch December 28, 2007
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Flathat

(Noun) An individual that wears the bill of their hat completely flattened out so that other douchebags will know that he is also just pretending that he knows martial arts.

This style of headgear is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the Tapout logo and tattoos that say 'I'm a douche" in Chinese lettering next to tribal armbands.

Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.
Did you see those two flathats get their asses kicked by that Yoga Instructor chick that they were hitting on? I guess they bought the MMA gear but couldn't afford the lessons.
by Erich.me August 29, 2012
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Aussie flatmate

A native of Australia who joins your flat share and fucks shit up. Seems "quite sound" when you first meet, but as soon as their name's on the contract shit starts to go wrong:

- multiplication: get home from work and your flat is full of Aussies drinking lager, vomming in your toilet, and touching up bull dykes (known as Sheilas). Once Aussies have multiplied in your house, it is v hard to get rid of them.

- shit banter: Aussie banter is based on their supposed superiority to dumb Yanks, boring Poms, sheep shagging Kiwis, and anyone with brown skin. Still think they dominate most sports, despite this not being true.

- Ramsay Street Kitchen Nightmares: nobody in Australia has any taste or knows how to cook. Your kitchen will look like a load of 14-year-old boys moved in for a month. Signs include stacks of empty beer cans, pizza boxes and the smell of wanking coming from the sink.

- crime: Aussies are descended from convicts. The country has been a hotbed of crime since the days of Ned Kelly, and your Aussie flatmate is no different. As they have no taste (see above), they struggle to steal anything valuable, but your TV may get pawned.

- The Aussie goodbye: If you have managed to survive long enough to outstay your Aussie flatmate, you'll probably be treated to the Aussie goodbye. The classic version is to leave without paying a major bill, several months' rent, and with no forwarding address.
Joe: Hi Brad, I've just got back from work. How was your day?
Brad: I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' HEAPS OF FACKIN' BEER YOU POMMY CUNT!
Joe: Oh that's good. I just noticed there's a naked, overweight, sunburnt woman passed out in my bed.
Brad: HAHA YES MATE, ME AND THE BOYS SPIT ROASTED LISA. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE. OI OI OI.
Joe: Fuck, I hate having an Aussie flatmate.
by Terry Tractorosis December 4, 2012
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