Fatuous

Foolishly self satisfied

You ignorant fatuous dink.

by Miss Crazy Priss May 13, 2005

Flaptures

The two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.

Aww fuck dude, one of Mrs. Hadogen's flaptures is hanging out.

Excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

BOOM right in the flaptures!!

by Razefup March 26, 2010

Fatuous

Unconsciously foolish.

Person 1: They are acting so fatuous!
Person 2: Try telling that to their faces! They will not stop!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

flumptuous

(adjective) to act like a flirty flamingo, usually accompanied with flamingo mating calls

Nick was just shocked on his birthday by that FLUMPTUOUS guy.

"Travis you are acting quite FLUMPTUOUS today!" Liz exclaimed.

by flumptuous liz<3 September 20, 2010

Flatupus

A Woman/girl with a extremely to completely flat chest.

Man Katie Holms is such a flatupus..

by omgwtfwhoamI? January 10, 2009

Flamatuous

When a chick is SO hot, she could literally spontaneously combust at any moment.

Me: Wow! That is the most flamatuous woman I have ever seen in my whole life. Someone get the fire hose ready!

by eloquint August 23, 2017

Faptious Day

The day on which you fap. May also be spelled Fapjous Day.

A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.

Carmin would wait until Sunday, which is after Saturday -- the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to masturbate. That way, she would be ready should the chance to have sex arise before then. Thus Carmin dubbed Sunday her Faptious Day.

by The Blanket Monster June 1, 2011