flampoo

When you take a shit and your ass is burning.

Flaming poop

Last night I had tacos and beans and today I have a bad case of flampoo

by Sprdve June 12, 2021

flamp

To achieve victory in a fight, contest, game, etc., to beat someone in smth

Ping-pong? I’m gonna flamp you!

by keraaminen August 31, 2011

flamhole

The orifice that your incessant blathering comes from.

Shut your damn flamhole!

by Maticus Marwood November 18, 2010

flapho

a woman who engages in incessant talking or conversation devoid of usual meaning or content; generally for the sake of audibility, and personal satisfaction. The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects.

Man, I went out with this girl last night and she didn't stop talking the whole damn time, Lord knows what she was talking about, that girl was a flapho if i've ever seen one. She drained every last bit of energy out me, i was tempted to logjam her, but for now i'm done dating flaphos!

by jimtank June 10, 2009

flamp

To say or write good things about (someone or something): to express approval of (someone or something).

I flamp this bar, their barman is awesome!

by keraaminen August 31, 2011

flamehorse

any man that is attracted to members of his own sex, does things in a homosexual manner, or does something that is widely considered homosexual.

Tell that fag not to come here. He's a flamehorse.

by ortortort May 13, 2008

flarmph

A delightfully curious shape-shifting creature...

"Look at that beautiful and courageous flarmph"

by Ted Sheppard November 14, 2006