Fralker

A person who friends you on Facebook, then stalks you via your status updates. Their eventual goal is to meet you in person and freak you out by the vast amount of knowledge they have about you.

Jay: Hello, Rosh. Did you just come from hot yoga?

Rosh: Um, do I know you?

Rosh: Dude I met my fralker today. Creeper!

Kristin: I told you not to friend people you don't know.

by Roshambo187 October 3, 2011

flaker

Is someone who plans on attending an event and never calls to state they wont be there.

icky-wicky is a FLAKER because she always says she will show up to a party but never does.

by Big Rick October 1, 2007

Door flanker

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably

Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv

by Devin Roland June 2, 2021

flanker

From the world of commercial perfumery: When a particular fragrance, masculine or feminine, has been a huge success, its makers will often try to capitalize on its success by creating "spinoff" fragrances. These "spinoffs", called flankers, might be similar to the original olfactorily, but with a different spin or variation put on it. "Light" versions, "sport" versions, "veil" versions are common types of flanker.

Traditional SHALIMAR perfume seems heavy and musky to a whole new generation of Millennial women accustomed to fragrances which smell detergent, aquatic and ultra "clean". With this in mind, the company's house, GUERLAIN OF PARIS, has launched a new flanker: a much lighter version of the classic 1925 sexbomb, pruned of its muskier elements, called simply SHALIMAR LIGHT.

by david lincoln brooks August 16, 2008

flacker

Someone who makes excuses not to go to previously planned engagements; someone who blows people off to do other things or because they don't "feel" like it; an unreliable person. Comes from the word flake pronounced wrong one day.

Damn michelle blew me off today, what a flacker.

by aimzzzzzzzzz September 22, 2007

snow-flakery

The act of being a snowflake.

O.P cease and desist your snow-flakery.

by flat earth scientist February 17, 2017

Falker

A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.

Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!

by SassyJax01 December 2, 2010