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Flaccidator

A guy who stops you from getting in with a girl. i.e. gets you flaccid
This Phil guy is such a flaccidator, jumped in between me and this chick last night.
by freedomdiver June 4, 2022
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flaccinating

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.
Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.
by rg bloque July 31, 2011
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flaccinating

An action, situation or context that is so pathetic that it can cause Ron Jeremy to lose a rock hard boner. Not fascinating at all...
"I really love it when my boyfriend holds my hand."

That is so flaccinating!
by nastyn8dick September 9, 2010
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Flacidation

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity
“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”
by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019
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FLACCIDACIOUS

flaccidacious
beyond awesome - so amazing that upon the sight of this thing or person, you can be sent through an entire conjugal experience from beginning to end. if you are feeling flaccidacious you feel as if you have accomplished a task "in grand fashion", "to the best of your ability", "worked it", "laid the smackdown on it", or "put it to sleep".
the feeling that is produced from any extreme physical or mental endeavor if it results in the positive.
this babe was so flaccidacious that i saw her from across the room, and i was "spent" before we even met.
i've been cramming for a week, i just aced my mid-terms, and i'm feelin' far too flaccidacious to deal with anything that serious.
if you have truly given it all that you can give it, then you may enter into the realm of The Flaccidacious.
or
The Realm of Flaccidaceousness
by REV777 December 10, 2008
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Flaccidnating

A topic, conversation or anything that kills your boner
I was laying in bed and my girlfriend kept talking, killing the mood. When she asked what I thought I told her her story was very flaccidnating
by Saucy Tom September 30, 2019
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