Flaccidator

The person or object one thinks of when attempting to reduce a hard on

"I got a boner in class yesterday, luckily I had Joel as my flaccidator"

by Mhars January 26, 2015

flaccident

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

by txkd April 28, 2019

flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!

by Matt December 15, 2004

flaccid

Limp, lacking muscle

An old dude had a flaccid penis so he had to take viagra.

by Tanisha April 14, 2004

Flaccidizer

A synonym for boner killer. Use when an event has happened to make you not have a boner anymore.

Jessica's dating Terry? That's a real flaccidizer.

Delaying the release of Starcraft 2 again? Flaccidizer!

by phanntom March 18, 2010

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

Flaccideous

A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.

"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"

by om3g@ October 9, 2008