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father figure

something that i don’t have !
someone: my dad is the best father figure !

me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
by kk :)) August 11, 2022
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Six Figure Hell

A state of existential dread produced when you have earned a lot of money from your investments and are afraid of losing it, but you're still a long way off from achieving financial independence and would need to take significant risks to get there.

Term originates on the /biz/ imageboard.
Mike: Being in six figure hell sucks. I still need a 3x to make it.

Bob: Same here, I thought I was done with betting on moonshots.
by Uber_Noob2 February 17, 2021
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Figure on a Screen

A figure on a screen is a demonizing and negative word directed as an insult to someone you communicate with in your daily life, but do not respect or value as an actual friend. A figure on a screen is not a friend at all to the person expressing this word.
Person A speaking to Person B: You are a Figure on a screen to me and you mean nothing more , however James is an actual friend to me.
by texasindian April 3, 2018
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A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of
"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."
by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021
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Figureoutable

Something that may seem difficult to do for the first time, but can still be figured out with some patience and research.
Building a website and submitting it to the search engines seemed like such a daunting task, but I found that with some patience and a little research, it was still figureoutable.
by MasterUrb December 4, 2010
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Short-fingered Vulgarian

Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...
That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...
by Fugotheugo December 22, 2016
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Mysterious Figure

The biggest dick in all gaming history.

He's an optional boss in kingdom hearts, birth by sleep. He has 2 lightning energy dagger type weapons and he can cast pretty much all the strongest spells such as meteor, megaflare, death, and all of his melee combos bring you to 1hp almost, he also turns invisible at half health and you can no longer see or lock on to him or see where he's coming from, he can make multiple clones of himself that can all do the same attacks and he has an attack that erases all of your special attacks.

Also if you start doing a moderate amount of damage to him he will either put up a temporary shield that makes any damage heal him or he will stop time, reverse it, teleport behind you, begin an attack, and then unfreeze time again.
"Oh hey its Mysterious figure, maybe i should fight hi-"
*1hp*
*dead*
"What just happened?!"
by White Key June 30, 2011
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