fractivity

any activity performed to display one's level of frattiness such as playing football, horseshoes, beach volleyball, drinking, etc.

We need start up a fractivity.

by Trevor Collins April 2, 2008

feastiality

The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.

Dean: "Man, I'm hungry! What're you saying? Are you ready to eat?"

Jason: "I'm down for something really tasty. Let's hook up some feastiality!"

by terminal2 July 3, 2008

feastiality

The process of having sexual relations with food

John loved to look at feastiality porn.

by Z-man lives August 15, 2010

Feastiality

The sexual encounter with any food items. Most Commonly Hot Pockets

Pr0t: Im gonna cook a Hotpocket
Pr0t: Then %$#@ It.

Bob: Pr0t is into Feastiality Guys!

by Visievion October 3, 2009

Fastivities

Festivities done in a fast and loose and mostly drunk "ridic" manner.

"Bro, let the Vegas Fastivities begin!" "Steve's mind was ready for the fastivities, but his body definitely wasn't. He's been puking all morning, but the pics from last night are EPIC!"

by RoverAFG November 12, 2011

Post-festivitis

A bout of depression following a holiday or festival.

Man, I partied so hard Christmas and New Years. I've got a severe case of post-festivitis.

by zobier January 13, 2013

feastiality

When you enjoy your meal so much, you have sex with the leftovers.

Thanksgiving was executed to such perfection that we all participated in a feastiality session afterwards.

by redderrider September 22, 2016