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fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.
Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.
by RBAK December 12, 2016
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crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.
1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.
by broberra July 5, 2018
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Fracking

A new way of extracting oil from shale deposits via hydraulic fracturing. Unfortunately whoever came up with the name never saw Battlestar Galactica.
Have you heard about the fracking they're doing for oil? I don't think prices are high enough for me to start fracking people for it.
by WarHighlander March 9, 2011
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bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.
I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.
by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011
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ass-fracking

When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.
I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.

I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.
by Mcdizzle August 11, 2014
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Facking

1. When a group of people in a niche culture only discuss the aspects of said culture in a way that is inaccessible to all others.

2. Geeking out over something no one else understands.
"Those kids are facking over there complaining about their oboes cracking in the cold, snowy, weather."

"You silly kids are facking all over your video games!"
by püpslüt August 19, 2013
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Fracking

The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.
Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.
by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019
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