Fuckbludger

Someone who always insists on being on the bottom while having sexual intercourse.

Girl 1: Omg, how was the guy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah, it was okay... He was a fuckbludger though.

by pseudonymous pseud December 24, 2016

fockblock

Slamming body, but your face is so ulgy you cockblock yourself, your parents genetics combined created someone whois so ulgy in the face she cockblocks herself

that girls face is so busted she fockblocked herself!

by kevin sss June 29, 2006

fuckblanket

An interjection, like "fuck!" used when emphasizing how bad something is; derived from "blanket statement," as in "fuck it all."

A person who brings everybody the fuck down, like some kind of "wet blanket."

A blanket on which one fucks.

"There's impetigo on my balls AND my face...FUCKBLANKET!"

"Can't that shithead stop talking about his stupid fucking impetigo problems while we're trying to fucking eat? What a fuckblanket that guy is."

"It turns out I contracted impetigo from using my roommates' fuckblanket as a towel."

by Faceliftktch May 8, 2009

Fukbluah

an expression use when ur bored ( lol brian!)

Damn Biology seems to take forever....fukbluah

by Benz May 7, 2003

fkbl

fuckable

dude,that girl is hot.she's so FKBL

by kingbobas May 17, 2011

fuckblunder

Everyone knows at least one of these. They are people who are so stupid, it's a wonder they can tie their shoelaces, yet are arrogant about how 'smart' they are convinced they are.

Someone who think's they're the best and brightest, but literally couldn't hit the hole, so to speak.

Bob: "You have to believe me! I am a leading authority in biblical philosophy and I guarantee you that the world is flat!"
Tom: "You are SUCH a fuckblunder!"

by FurryCatPaws June 20, 2017

fxckblick

the baddest bittie who listen to city girls and need an emo gf

Person 1: OMG THERE GO FXCKBLICK
Person 2: TALM BOUT THE BADDEST BITTIE BLICK?
Person 1: YES GIRLY POP THE BADDEST 😘

by deeznutzb December 15, 2021