Fauxmotion

The act or fact of being raised in position or rank, usually in title only, without compensation, recognition, or monetary gain.

While Mary got a raise, I got a fauxmotion with a better title and no pay raise.

by Bosrican May 20, 2010

fauxmotional

When a person shows fake emotion. Often shown in social work, or with that one overdramatic person.

That girl was getting so fauxmotional over nothing.

by indyguy2062 April 12, 2010

Fauxgetful Attachment

"Forgetting" to add your bro to a hilarious email.

"Hey, bro, you forgot to add Bret to your stupid email."
"No I didn't."

Fauxgetful Attachment

by blake_blake March 29, 2015

fauxbot

An autonomous fuzzy alter ego doppelganger to your digital persona that avoids having to enter personal data on web sites that have no right to ask for it in the first place.

the fauxbot threw off the insidious data gathering system, letting John Doe, Born 1-1-1970 enroll in the new Instagram app without giving up a bit of personal data, from the antarctic "login" location.

by Dr Reason February 26, 2019

FAUXGETTING

Fauxgetting : The art of conveniently forgetting obvious facts that are known to be true.

Marjorie Taylor Greene was "fauxgetting" everything she previously said, texted, tweeted whip being questioned under oath.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious April 27, 2022

fauxgetarian

"that guy". He claims to be a vegetarian but only for the reasons of self gain. Uses his vegetarian status to sit in the good seats at starbucks. He also plays up all of his green shirts as recycled. Hes a douche and is playing the system. He hangs out at the Apple store, at home he uses an HP..cheater.

Fauxgetarian: OMG I'm sooo hungry, I want a salad
Hotimpressionablegirl: Salad!? thats soooo noble and hott! Most guys are so diluted and human and normal and eat meat. lets go to dinner!
Fauxgetarian: *in his mind* hell yeah, and after you leave my house I'll eat my Jello and jerkey.

by thatruth1 July 31, 2009

fauxmotion

A promotion without a raise. The act of changing an employee's title without due compensation. The addition of job responsibilities because the employee "deserves a challenge."

To thank you for your good and hard work, we'd like to offer you a title change to 'King of France'. This fauxmotion will not include a raise but you do get new business cards.

by Bjork Van Patten February 3, 2005