Fauxriental

adj. - used to describe a person, place or thing that has an Asian esthetic or accoutrements but is not at all related to Asia. (ex: clothing items with pictures of rice paper lanterns or cherry blossoms all over them) Also, used to describe a person that just really, really wishes they were Asian.

Tomas only reads books about Asian cultures, is studying fill-in-the-blank Asian language, and his favorite movies are kung-fu flicks. He's so fauxriental!

by speedkitty May 23, 2009

Fauxfended

To pretend to be offended when you are not. Usually just to be a cunt.

Jane was fauxfended at what I said about dogs with waggy tails.

She wasn't really offended she just wanted to be awkward.

by Pookay January 15, 2021

FaceFriend

A person you accept as a "friend" on facebook, not necessarily a friend in reality, who can view and peruse your Facebook page.

After discovering John had a facebook page, we quickly became FaceFriends so that we could easily keep in touch.

by semi aquatic hippopotamus March 4, 2010

fauxriental

1. adj. describes something that is usually a bad attempt at a recreation of something Asian.

The food at that Chinese restaurant is more fauxriental than it is authentic.

by pdpBeethoven March 25, 2010

Fauxriend

A friendship based on fake emotions and / or intentions. To purposely decieve someone's friendship for personal gain.

Watch out for that girl she's looking for a new fauxriend with benefits

by Sapphiremooninspired June 25, 2022

Fauxfended

Short for Faux Offended.

Heather gets very fauxfended when I disagree with her.

by Buiti Binafi August 14, 2018

Fastfriends

New people you meet, get drunk with and you become great friends in a short time span

Shit man, last night was crazy! We're totally fastfriends now.

by Spijk January 13, 2018