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facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.
"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"
by African Jezus February 6, 2009
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Faucism

Mask-wearing, frequent hand washing, social distancing and avoiding large gatherings of people in an effort to stop the spread of COVID-19 among the populace. Named after Infectious Disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Expecting me to wear a mask, wash my hands and socially distancing takes away my freedom. It’s the downright tyranny of Faucism!
by Semolina Pilchard October 30, 2020
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facespew

1.
Noun:

A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life

2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed
Beatrice’s facespew concerning the lousy details of her breakup was surprising, as she is notably shy and reserved in person.


Friends don't let friends facespew.
by J.T. Bee February 23, 2009
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Festive Faeces

The art and science of defecating on another's doorstep on Christmas Day. Several sources credit the first use of the word to the urban legend Leeds Dr Rudeboy.

Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;

1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.

2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.

3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.

4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.

*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
1st person: Well, that fine selection of of Cliff Richard records certainly has put me in the mood for the Queen's Speech tomorrow! Shall we retire early and let St Nicholas pay his visit?

Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
by Leeds Dr Rudeboy December 3, 2010
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Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021
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Faucism

"Science" by decree in service of a favored political narrative. Relies heavily on modelling and cherry picking data to support the predetermined conclusion, while using institutions of power to suppress and censor actual scientific inquiry and debate. Basically Lysenkoism.
Faucism is an impediment to scientific progress.
by Sum-Yung-Gai June 22, 2022
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internet faces

These are commonly used internet expressions used to show certain emotions. Instead of explaining how they feel, people will use an expression to represent it. This is also used for emotions that you may feel is something that can only be shown.
Internet faces
:-D This would display happinness.

:( This would display sadness.
:P This would display a number of things.
by JaxRelasso August 15, 2011
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