fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.

She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.

by PMax January 30, 2009

Planet Fatness

A judgement free workout facility, thus attracting large groups of obese, lower class citizens.

I was at Planet Fatness with all the blobs walking on treadmills. I had to wait to leave before I could judge.

by Quaker Popi February 27, 2011

fagtress

A definition of a female who exhibits gay tendencies. One who choose not to do things for any reason. Doesn't pick up your phone calls. Drinks out of a straw puckering her lips.

Anna was so fagtress when she didn't come hiking.

Hi, fagtress

by HotDogDog October 13, 2010

Fattress

An extra-large bed or gurney used in a hospital for morbidly obese individuals

- Did you see that fatso come in with anasarca?
- Yeah, she was so big her pannus was hanging off her fattress... the dumb bitch.

by Madmanskin July 23, 2010

fatness

an insult that implies that the recipient of the word is paunchy and rotund.

davis is such a fatness

by brado9912 July 25, 2011

fagress

A heterosexual female who favors the companionship of homosexual males. Preferable to the more commonly used phrases "fag hag" and "fruit fly" in that it affords a certain dignity, even regality, to the female in question.

"Loretta is my most trusted and valued fagress...she never, ever tires of watching "Showgirls" with me."

by bearbait September 16, 2006

fattress

A mattress for heavy people

Do you want to swing by Mattress King and pick up a fattress?

She doesn't use a fattress but she's no lightweight either.

by Uncle Fatty June 22, 2008