Fatassing

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.

Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.

by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017

Fatassery

1) The act of eating like a fat ass.

2) Eating things only a pregnant woman would crave, while not pregnant.

3) The feeling you get after eating until you feel sick.

I'm going to go indulge my fatassery and eat some pickles and ice cream. Or maybe bacon and syrup.

by usababe08 January 27, 2012

Fatassing

When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.

Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!

by LuLuAiC May 3, 2009

Day Of Fatassing

A Day that normal gangs get together to go eat Mc Donalds / Or KFC / or Pizza

The day of fatassing is comming up soon. What should we eat on the big day?

by Intel Xeon January 13, 2009

fatassity

adj. two friends who love to eat and talk all day long! morning til night :

Michi and Mai are such fatassities! yayuhhh!

by abg April 29, 2005

fatassitus

A common disease also known as super morbidly obese. This disorder can strike any human, but is generally found around the "all you can eat buffet" down thar at thems "golden corral" home of the best chicken fried steak.

Dude, what the fuck is this place! Oh yeah, this is where all the people with fatassitus go to graze.

by 60 Central February 28, 2008

FatassfartassmilkassJosh14

Real big../.. shut the hell up , my balls itch like a Josh on a stick... my balls itch like three of them

My balls feel like FatassfartassmilkassJosh14

by D I C C W E T T I December 5, 2018